But Will They Block Out the Sounds of Her Setting Your Car on Fire?

I've been doing a lot of online Christmas shopping this year since A) I'm always at the office, and B) I'm always in front of a computer at the office. It just makes sense.

And so, naturally, I've been cruising around Amazon.com -- as we all must, at one point or another in any given year, since it's like the Walmart of online vendors. Hooray for mass quantities and cheap prices, am I right?

Anyway, the other day a pair of shiny noise-cancelling headphones on the site caught my eye, and I started reading the consumer reviews. Below is a screenshot of one that I came across. Click on it to get the full dose of idiocy.

That's nice.