I'm Pretty Sure I Won That One

Me: Could you try to wipe off the mirror after you brush your teeth? Sometimes you splash a lot of water around and it leaves spots on the mirror.

Boyfriend: Fine. But you get your makeup all over the sink and the counter.

Me: I clean that stuff off. Probably a lot more often than you clean off the mirror, anyway.

Boyfriend: Hey, I clean! I clean plenty of things around here.

Me: Please. Rinsing toothpaste down the sink?

Boyfriend: I clean all the dishes!

Me: I clean all the laundry!

Boyfriend: I clean out all the trash!

Me: Well I clean the toilet, which probably includes wiping your urine off the toilet seat!

Boyfriend: [Silence + disgusted face.]

Me: What else you got?